Y E S
IT IS GETTING BETTER
i just burst into tears this is amazing
this is what they thought 2015 would be like in the 80s
i’m sorry we have failed you
Oh TECH support. I thought you said TREK support.
*sadly zips jacket up over starfleet uniform*
"She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us."
But I believe in true love, you know? I don’t believe that everybody gets to keep their eyes or not get sick or whatever, but everybody should have true love, and it should last at least as long as your life does.
Shout out to Bo burnham for calling shit tf out
“blow minds not dicks”
imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick
PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT SPACE BAFFLE ME LIKE THEY JUST FOUND A PLANET WHERE IT RAINS GLASS AND IT RAINS SIDEWAYS ITS LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN U NOT CARE IF U CANT BE EXCITED ABOUT SPACE GET OUT MY FACE
THERE IS A SUPER MASSIVE CLOUD OF DRINKABLE ALCOHOL FLOATING AROUND IN SPACE AND FROM WHAT WE CAN TELL SO FAR IT’S RASPBERRY FLAVORED OKAY
State your name: jessicaState the name that your parents almost named you: morgan (i could not be a morgan)
Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? my cousin sydney
Did anything embarrassing happen this week? ya i messed up the last note in an audition today but it’s okDo people praise you for your looks? yes
What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? black, grey, blueDo you work out every week? yes
Do you like your smile? yeahDo you like your eyes? they’re probably my best featureDo you think you are pretty? yesHow much money is in your account? i had about 1400 but i just spent like 550 soAre you single? yes
Do you want kids? eventuallyWhat does your backpack look like: white backpack with blue floral designs and a felt bottom
What celebrity do you think is attractive? 75% of all celebrities are attractive. but I’m in love with leo dicaprioLast movie you saw in theaters: Guardians of the Galaxy