An Investigation Into Fanon Misconceptions: Marauder Edition
a prelude of sorts to ‘An Investigation Into Canon Comprehension: Marauder Edition’
It won’t be quiet, it won’t be safe, and it won’t be calm
But I’ll tell you what it will be: the trip of a lifetime
#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs
friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her
Matty Healy // Ruisrock Festival
You are English.
You want to visit New Zealand.
You can’t sit down on the grass without making a daisy chain.
You play guitar.
Your parents are still together.
You have been heartbroken before.
You can speak more than one language.
You’ve been called weird before.
You somehow always end up wearing odd socks.
You’re a champion procrastinator.
You hated science.
You frequently stare into space without realising.
You hardly ever cry.
Your shyness holds you back sometimes.
You’re a Christian.
You’re scared of the unknown.
You write music.
You can’t dance to save your life.
You love summer dresses.
Your birthday is in mid August.
You blog frequently.
You love wearing band t-shirts with converses.
You usually don’t use your free time very productively.
You’re good at spelling.
You’re bad at mental maths.
You hate horror movies.
You wear eyeliner pretty much everyday without fail.
You don’t do enough exercise.
You still enjoy playing Sims computer games.
You love catching trains.
You want to visit Italy.
You used to have braces (still do)
You refuse to smoke.
You always have a constant supply of ibuprofen in case you get headaches.
You used to get nosebleeds all the time.
You’re a night owl.
You’re at your worst in the morning.
You love The Little Mermaid.
You don’t really like to watch TV.
You aren’t fat, but you want to weigh less.
You are self conscious.
You have trust issues.
You are close with your mother.
You would sleep in everyday if you could.
You buy way too many clothes.
You have been best friends with your best friend forever.
You aren’t very athletic.
You can sing alright.
You’re normally pretty happy.
You cry easily.
You get mad easily.
You always have head aches.
You love electric blankets.
Forever 21 is your favorite store.
You hate spending money, but you always want to buy things.
You hate living in the country.
You get your feelings hurt very easily.
Christmas is your favorite holiday.
Rap and country are your genre of music.
Your butt is really big.
You have super curly hair.
You hate pizza.
Your nails are always painted.
You’re normally pretty quiet.
You hate opening up to people.
You aren’t really a fan of girls.
You enjoy taking walks.
You wish you could live at the beach.
You can’t cook at all.
You aren’t a very good swimmer.
You have a pink laptop.
You wish you could be a model.
You kind of have a jealousy issue.
You have chosen some pretty bad friends in the past.
You love wearing dresses.
You hate hate hate getting your hopes up and then it doesn’t happen.
You’re pretty much scared of everything.
You love to cuddle.
You love roller coasters.
You’re not really an animal person.
I finished high school.
I love watching YouTube videos.
I work in a coffee shop.
My best friends are my cousins.
I have two brothers.
I have one sister.
I love wearing quirky t-shirts.
I have two cats.
I have a dog.
I collect beanie babies.
My favourite color is blue.
My favourite number is somewhere between 15 and 20.
I think too much.
I have seen everything that has ever been posted on FailBlog.
My room is covered in random posters and memories.
I have curly hair.
My favorite letters are L and Q.
My favorite animal is the chipmunk.
I wish I could play the piano.
Chocolate is amazing.
I could eat pizza every day and not get sick of it.
I can see beauty in everything, even if the world thinks it’s ugly.
I have an average body.
I generally like how I look.
I have never tried drugs.
I have never been drunk.
I love indie music.
I am very artistic.
I love video games.
I love Converse hi-tops.
I still play Neopets on occasion.
My name starts with a K.
I like my middle name.
One of my best friends is of the opposite gender.
I love reading.
I hate peas.
I have at least 10 collections of random things.
I hate shopping for clothes.
I love watching movies, especially comedies.
I don’t own a cell phone.
One of my favorite bands is one that few people have heard of.
I don’t like salad.
It takes me less than a half an hour to get ready in the mornings.
I have blue eyes.
I live in a small town.
I have been in several bands.
I always fall for someone that can make me laugh.
I get along well with my parents.
Ever notice how when justifying a child’s misbehavior no one ever says stuff like “girls will be girls” or “she’s a girl”, but the list of things a “young lady” can’t do is almost endless?
You learn from a young age that masculinity comes with freedom; femininity comes with restrictions.
I was reading tfios again and I came to the part where Augustus first takes out a cigarette and Hazel starts yelling at him for smoking and I was thinking what if Augustus actually did smoke and he was just like oh fuck I really like this girl how do I bullshit my way out of this umm A METAPHOR!! Yeah that sounds pretentious enough!! Nice one Waters
Rape Culture? What is this “Rape Culture” you speak of?
Seriously though, this is terrifying. God forbid I wear a skirt outside — I’m just ASKING to be raped if I do that.
The 58% statistic actually terrifies me more than any other. Suddenly change the word and you don’t care?
No one will ever be able to convince me that words hold no power.
this makes me sick to my stomach with anger and fear
I’m waiting for to see: “It’s only 83.5%, not all men are like that”
Wait, so only 16.5% of men know that rape is wrong and that no one ever deserves to be raped?
THAT is terrifying.
Jesus H. Christ
literally the most beautiful thing that ive ever watched
full name: jessica
nicknames: jessfavourite flower: lilies
favourite fruit: watermelon
favourite ice-cream flavor: cookie doughfavourite pastime: reading and listening to music
day or night: nightchocolate or vanilla: vanilla
how do you take your coffee/tea: with coffee, tea and vanilla cream; with tea, milk and honey, maybe some sugar
zodiac sign: gemini
your catchphrase: yeah?